Month: June 2005

Nomore Hope…

Nomore Hope…

oh madness… nomore hope edi… i thought… i could… meet him for the last time before he left for malaysia… but then… HE ALREADY BACK IN MALAYSIA!!!! duh~!~! no mood…

ADVENTURE!!!

ADVENTURE!!!

i went to ah chuan’s place last night… HOW? i DROVE!!! woooohoooo~!~!~! yes, first time driving alone after so many years… a manual car… it was scary ok!! i am sure that if there was someone with me, that person surely dead coz of FEAR!! […]

Challenge…

Challenge…

as some of you may know… i am currently facing one of the biggest challenge in my life… challenging myself… to the very very very brave and very very very indenpendent extent… but basically, i dont think that i can do it… i am still trying… or i should say that I HAVE TO TRY…

i dont know what will happen… i dont know what i will become… i dont know how long i can stand… let’s see…

i shall not be scared, i shall not be worried, i shall not cry…

K-Session…

K-Session…

just come home from K session… basically it was a cool K session that i had just now… with frank, ah chuan, puishan, selina, royal and me… especially it was a TRUE K session as everyone was singing… and not only drinking… and yea… i […]

After Exam…

After Exam…

yeay… i finished my exam yesterday and thought of doing something to make myself feel like i-am-done-with-my-exam… so… there i was in FFOUR for its thursday’s Neo… hmmm… was feeling good after so long… *muacks cheryl* and yea, the LADIES got HIGH!! ahhahaa… 4 of […]

my MOODY nails…

my MOODY nails…

i find this really interesting… this nail polish actually changes color according to the temperature… as for this one, it’s purple while it’s cold and pink while it’s hot… i have another 3 other bottles as well, let’s try them out SOON…


normal color when cold… it’s winter –> PURPLE


this is after i washed my hand with hot water –> PINK


dipped the front part into hot water and they have 2 colors now!!


this is the difference between the 2 colors…

Poser in The Library…

Poser in The Library…

finally back from my LAST library session for this semester… left home this morning at 10am… and reached home at 11pm… woohoo~!~!~! and this was my last studying day!! i am going to sit for my last paper tomorrow… after tomorrow… NO, i am not […]

Reasonable…

Reasonable…

sometimes it is reasonable for me to be A LIL BIT of abnormal… i hear you asking WHY… because i have Ann Chin as my mom… AnnChin says: gila… . : e R i C C a : . * 倒数6个月 – StarDee * PRAY […]

Be a Porn Star…

Be a Porn Star…

just got this in my mailbox… thought of applying though… but then too bad… i am not qualified… oh… HOW SAD… but probably some people here qualified…? APPLY for it then!! if you are shortlisted, remember to give me a complimentary DVD of it…

*hahahahhaha*

Hi Guys & Gals,

Do you meet the below requirements?
You could be the next Porn Idol !!

http://classifieds.friendster.com/my/view/3722.html (click to apply)

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Do you have what it takes to have sex and do not come for 30 minutes or more? Can you go down on a lady and not have tongue cramps? Do you like threesomes, bondage and roleplay? If your answer is YES, then you are the one we are looking for!

Qualifications

– At least 3 years of experience in having sex.
– Must NOT be shy in front of camera.
– Must have penis size at least 6 inches (15 cm long) and can have sex for
at least 30 minutes without coming.
– Must know how to go down on a lady and the 69 position.
– Those who knows the Kama Sutra Book by heart has an added
advantage.
– Frequent masturbators are welcomed to apply.
– Ex-adult movies actors/actresses are encouraged to apply.
– For women, breast size must 36 C and above. Silicons are welcomed.
– Must be experienced in giving blow jobs and a lot of tongue actions
(women).
– Those women with bee sting sized breasts are encouraged NOT to apply.
– Must not be too fat. For guys, if you stand up and cannot see your penis,
please DO NOT apply.
– Body hair must be moderate.
– Those who knows the ‘helicopter’ position will get immediate hiring!
– Fresh graduates are encouraged to apply.

For interested candidates, please send your full resume and a Polaroid camera photo to our email. Nude pictures are preferred.

A walk in interview is also available at participating Watson’s, McDonald’s, Giant Hypermarket and Fitness First Gymnasium. (Please check local newspapers)

For the first 50 successful candidates, you will get complimentary vouchers from Starbucks and GSC. Apply FAST!!

Job Nature:
– full-time
– part-time/sideline
– freelance/contract

Job ID: Adult star

Company:
Bite Me Inc.

MC…

MC…

i believe… lack of sleep has caused me suffering from headache… and this has caused me not doing well enough for the exam… so then… i went to get a MC from the doctor… gonna submit it tomorrow and apply for Special Consideration… hopefully it […]